Newt’s Electoral Allure

When three women want to sign on for life with a man who is now running for president, I worry more about whether we’ll be clamoring for a third Gingrich term, not whether we’ll want to let him go after one.

–Dr. Keith Ablow, Fox News
“Newt Gingrich’s Three Marriages Mean He Might Make a Strong President–Really”

Callista Gingrich

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Limerick after the leap

Santorum Chairman: The Big Spew

so nasty and disgusting that it makes God want to vomit.

–honorary Santorum Florida chairman Rev. O’Neal Dozier, on homosexuality

Rick Santorum

Image by Gage Skidmore via Flickr

Verse after the jump


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