Being Attractive Can Cost Iowans Their Jobs

A dentist acted legally when he fired an assistant that he found attractive simply because he and his wife viewed the woman as a threat to their marriage, the all-male Iowa Supreme Court ruled Friday. The court ruled 7-0 that bosses can fire employees they see as an “irresistible attraction,” even if the employees have not engaged in flirtatious behavior or otherwise done anything wrong.

Associated Press

Irresistible
(to the tune of “Unforgettable,” by Irving Gordon,
popularized by Nat King Cole)

++++(Dentist James Knight)
Irresistible, you’re truly grand,
Irresistible. So, doll, you’re canned.
Female charms are unignorable.
Here’s the ax, ’cause you’re adorable,
You have to go because you are so

Irresistible in every way,
Irresistible, if you should stay.
That is why I stand here stating you
Get this pink slip, terminating you,
‘Cause I dream of fornicating with you.

++++(All-male Iowa Supreme Court)
Irresistible we found his case
Irresistible. She has no place
In his office looking glamorous.
It’s her fault that he is amorous.
So he wants to wham-bam-ma’am her? Us, too.

Fox News Commentator on the Benefits of Being on Food Stamps

Thin and Thick

I should try [living on food stamps] because do you know how fabulous I’d look? I’d be so skinny.

Andrea Tantros, on Fox’s The Five, of which she is co-host

Yes, Andrea. A diet to try!
Here’s step one: leave your job. Say, “Bye-bye.”
Next step: spend all the money you’ve made.
Then apply for the government’s aid.
If that’s too much to follow precisely,
Just the first step will do very nicely.

Monday Night iPhone Photos – the Saunders-Monticello Trail

On the same trip that I visited Monticello and the University of Virginia, I took a stroll along the extremely pleasant Saunders-Monticello Trail.

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Wingnut Explanation of Women’s Vote

The Best Man

To a lot of women, they’re married to the government. The government is going to take care of them and their health care.

Jeanine Pirro, on “The O’Reilly Factor,” explaining why single women voted for Pres. Obama

++My big, strong husband’s quite the prize.
++He’s not at all like other guys.
I know I’ll never need another man.
++He doesn’t hog the covers or
++Leave dirty socks strewn on the floor,
And never leaves the seat up on the can.

++To go pursue progressive thrills,
++I need my condoms and my pills,
But that’s no worry, ‘long as I’ve got Sam.
++I love him ’cause he gives me stuff.
++No other guy could give enough.
That’s just the kinda liberal gal I am.

Dick Morris Explains Failure of Romney Landslide

Black Eye

The key reason for my bum prediction is that I mistakenly believed that the 2008 surge in black, Latino, and young voter turnout would recede in 2012 to “normal” levels. Didn’t happen.

Dick Morris

Dick Morris speaking.

Dick Morris speaking. (Photo credit: markn3tel)

Don’t feel bad, Dick. Although it is true
You completely and thoroughly blew
++++Your prediction, I note:
++++That minorities vote
Mitt’s entire campaign forgot, too.

Election Day Thought

Revenge

The best revenge is voting,
Obama said. “Don’t boo.”
Republicans are quoting
The line and trying to
++++Convince us that
++++The man’s a rat
++++Who’s using hate
++++To motivate.

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GOP Attacks Traitorous Christie

Chris Cursed

When Christie said, “It’s come in handy
To have Obama’s help with Sandy,”
His party yelled, “You can’t say that!
You jerk, you praised a Democrat!”

A year ago they prayed he’d run
And be their ticket’s number one.
But now they hate the dirty rat
Because he praised a Democrat.

They screamed to Mitt, “Choose Chris for Veep!”
Their screamings now we’d have to bleep.
He was distinguished. Now he’s fat
Because he praised a Democrat.

Hurricane Sandy Survey

Hurricane Sandy Survey (Photo credit: Talk Radio News Service)

Sunday Night iPhone Photos – University of Virginia

My trip to Charlottesville, Virginia, took me to the University of Virginia as well as Monticello. Here are some pics of the university and its trees. I grew up on the East Coast, but haven’t been back during fall for a few years, so I’d forgotten what the leaves were like!


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Thursday Night iPhone Photos – Monticello

About ten days ago I was at a friend’s wedding in Charlottesville, Virginia, which is the home of the University of Virginia and its well-known architect, a guy by the name of Thomas Jefferson. I visited President Jefferson’s home, Monticello, and was quite glad that I did. Sure, intellectually I knew that there was a contrast and contradiction between Jefferson’s arguments for freedom and his ownership of slaves. But it’s quite a different thing to see the material reality of the situation.

Monticello is a gorgeous estate which ran on slave labor. On the inside tour, they talk about Jefferson’s precocious reading ability and inventions, and I couldn’t help thinking about all of the slaves who were owned and worked so that Jefferson would have the luxury of time to even think about freedom. They have “Slavery at Monticello” tours, which used to be known as the “Plantation Community Tours.” And they do address Jefferson’s so-called “relationship” with Sally Hemings, but I left the tour after audience members were joking with the tour guide about the “fun” that Jefferson and Hemings had together, as if a sexual relationship with a slave could be anything other than rape. Oh, what hijinks!

So yeah, a fascinating mix of beauty and evil. I took pictures of the house and grounds, including Jefferson’s grave and an African American graveyard without tombstones.


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Tuesday Night iPhone Photos – Ravenswood Open Space Preserve

R. and I intended on going to Cooley Landing, a newly opened park in East Palo Alto, near the Dumbarton Bridge in the San Francisco Bay area. Instead, we wound up in the adjoining Ravenswood Open Space Preserve. It’s an odd collection of open space and steel towers, somewhat abandoned between the city and the water.

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Voting Rights: Maricopa County Struggles to Translate Numeral Into Spanish

Two Dates Are Better Than One

[A] Maricopa County… document [sent with] voter ID card[s lists the date of the upcoming election as] November 6th in English but in Spanish it reads 8 de Noviembre, the 8th of November.

–Tim Vetscher, abc15.com

The election is gonna be close.
Its conclusion we can’t diagnose.
++++So to all who would show
++++Civic spirit: Hello!
(Or to translate for you: Adios!)

Tuesday Night iPhone Photos – Big Sur

From a trip last week to Big Sur…

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