Romney’s Hurricane Sandy Advice

Witty and insightful on his own, 0dysseus pointed me to the comic Twitter account Mitt’s Storm Tips, warning that we should enjoy these while we can, as it may very well turn tragic quite soon. 0dysseus himself lives in the path of the storm and I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Sandy will calm down, of course.

I call on President Obama to sign immediate emergency tax cuts for the top 1% #MittStormTips—
Mitt's Storm Tips (@MittStormTips) October 28, 2012

Women, a hurricane is no exception. Ask your husband for permission before leaving the house. #MittStormTips #Sandy—
Mitt's Storm Tips (@MittStormTips) October 29, 2012

I have a five point plan to get us through this hurricane, and I will give you all the details next week. #MittStormTips #Sandy—
Mitt's Storm Tips (@MittStormTips) October 29, 2012

Be a good neighbor. Loan out your maid to help others on the block board up their windows. #MittStormTips #Sandy—
Mitt's Storm Tips (@MittStormTips) October 29, 2012

Winds could be strong, so use extra rope when securing your dog's kennel to the roof of your car. #MittStormTips #Sandy—
Mitt's Storm Tips (@MittStormTips) October 29, 2012

If you're having trouble rebuilding after Sandy, you can always ask your parents for help. #MittStormTips #Sandy—
Mitt's Storm Tips (@MittStormTips) October 29, 2012

Thinking of going to an evacuation shelter? You didn't build that! #MittStormTips #Sandy—
Mitt's Storm Tips (@MittStormTips) October 29, 2012

I would also point out that politics do impact events like these, as weather catastrophes are unfortunate reminders that government has major a job to do. I really hope it does it well this week!

Don’t see the impact of politics ? Here’s Romney suggesting that we turn disaster relief over to the profiteers.