GOP Senate Candidate Solves Middle East Crisis

A Hairy Situation

When we get [Romney and Ryan] in you are going to see … that America is going to be respected again around the world. You’re going to see all this turmoil that’s taking place, you’re going to see them look up and say … we need to tone it down a little bit, because now we have real men in the White House. … No girly men.

–North Carolina State Sen. David Rouzer

The Manly Adventures of Manly Men (Photo credit: C.M.)

The problems in the Middle East
Are no dilemma in the least.
Folks need to know they’ll be policed.
They’ll fall in line, you’ll see,
When we elect a manly beast.
Testosterone’s the key.

Those hooligans will cower then,
And praise our stellar might. Amen.
They’ll never yank our chain again.
They wouldn’t have the gall
When we kick out the girly men
And swear in Mitt and Paul.

Obama and Joe Biden seem
Too girly, earning no esteem.
They’re feminine in the extreme.
Electing them was dumb.
We should have picked the manly team
Of John McCain and… um.

English: Sarah Palin at the Time 100 Gala in Manhattan on May 4, 2010 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)