National Review to Romney: Chicks Dig Rich Guys

That’s Rich

The conventional biological wisdom is that men select mates for fertility, while women select for status … From an evolutionary point of view, Mitt Romney should get 100 percent of the female vote.

–Kevin D. Williamson, National Review

Explains Kevin: the gals really go
For the rich guys! A big CEO
Is an absolute smash
Due to power and cash.
And an egghead-professor-type? No.

So the female vote ought to be Mitt’s.
He should blast the incumbent to bits.
On the chick-magnet scale
He’s the big alpha male,
While Obama is clearly the pits.

I have just one addition here, noting
Women don’t have a habit of doting
On political hacks
Who show thinking so lax
They confuse things like mating and voting.

National Review Covers Jan-Jun 2008 (Photo credit: AlaskanLibrarian)