Veep Front-Runners in Verse
August 11, 2012 2 Comments
Cassandracarolina’s “Vetting The Veep: Your Complete Guide (In Limerick Form)” at DailyKos makes some nice points, but doesn’t deal with most of the Republican front-runners very specifically, so…
Eeny Meeny Curly Larry Moe
For V. P., first there’s Portman, and Rob
Is the consummate man for the job,
If you want to be hiring
A guy as inspiring
As butterless corn on the cob.
There is serious talk of Pawlenty.
Would the voters find cause to lament he
Was the pick? In his state,
Those who’ve suffered the fate
Of lost jobs and lost homes could name plenty.
And there’s word that the right is now tryin’
To sell Romney on someone like Ryan.
They so long for Christie–
Their dream–they get misty
And search for a beer glass to sigh in.
And here’s an earlier piece on another dark horse.