THE DAILY SHOW: A party too patriotic for facts. A candidate too successful for taxes. A city where flip-flops are evening wear. From Tampa, Florida, this is the Republican National Convention: the Road to Jeb Bush 2016.
I couldn’t decide whether this would have been better with Commissioner Gordon also voiced by a Muppet. But which Muppet would it be? Sam the American Eagle, to be the voice of the law? Or maybe Bert, because of the similarity in looks? But regardless, the unapologetic silliness of this Dark Knight reworking won me over.
Dad always goes in line first because he doesn’t want to wait for all the grandchildren because it takes forever. Parents are cutting their meat and serving everything up and he’s usually finished by the time the rest of us sit down.
Thrilled Ann Romney says ModFam is her favorite show. We'll offer her the role of officiant at Mitch & Cam's wedding. As soon as it's legal.— Steve Levitan (@SteveLevitan) August 28, 2012
To this rape-child debate I can bring
Real experience. We know the sting
Of this stuff. Man it sucks!
I can cut to the crux
Of what rape is: it’s sex with no ring.
The red “GOP” logo used by the party for its website (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Our demographics are changing and we have to change not necessarily our core beliefs, but how we — the tone of our message and the message and the intensity of it, for sure.
“Well, our tone has impaired us immensely.
We’ll do fine if we phrase things less densely.
. All the poor will shrug, ‘So?’
. As their voting rights go;
. And they’ll let us deny
. Any change to cli-
. Mate; the middle-class will
. Gladly shoulder the bill
. As we rapidly switch
. Tax to them from the rich;
. And raped ladies won’t mind
. Bearing kids,” Jeb opined,
“If we speak of these things less intensely.”
I’m excited about the release of comedian Mike Birbiglia’s film, Sleepwalk With Me. Like many people, I first came across Birbiglia’s easygoing charm in an August 2008 This American Life episode entitled Fear of Sleep.This American Life included Birbiglia’s tale of a sleep disorder and the havoc it created on his personal life. The story came from his one-man show, which also formed the basis for the movie.
I feel fortunate that Sleepwalk With Me is opening on August 31 at the Aquarius in Palo Alto. Ira Glass co-wrote the script and This American Life is asking its fans to make sure the film has as wide a distribution as possible. It has a 6.5 rating right now on IMDB, which isn’t great for an independent flick, but I like the people involved enough to make sure and give it a go. As you can see from the trailer, there’s even a part in it for Marc Maron!
ThinkProgress has a short post up which includes this graphic from the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, demonstrating how allowing the Bush tax cut for the wealthy to expire would save nearly a trillion dollars over the next ten years.
I would like to point out that this is a slightly conservative option. A centrist option would aim to recover the revenue that we lost from having these tax cuts in the first place. A progressive option would aim to recover the lost revenue and then cut the deficit even further through additional tax hikes on those who can afford it.
As is usually the case, the progressive option would be the most fiscally responsible, but the children in the beltway would rather clap their hands harder so that one day Reaganomics will work.
God has already expressed his displeasure with Mitt Romney, perhaps because Mittens is gearing up to break at least the “Hey, lay off the lying, you Etch-a-Sketch bastard” commandment. (That’s number nine, right? I think it’s number nine.) The anti-Romney campaign is doing God’s work, with a sense of style and humor.