Scalia on Affordable Care Act Mandate
July 30, 2012 2 Comments
Ham and Cheese
You don’t interpret a penalty to be a pig. It can’t be a pig.
–Justice Antonin Scalia on Fox News Sunday
If you ever have had the idea
That a penalty sometimes might be a
Sort of pig, have no fear,
For the matter’s now clear;
It’s been settled by Justice Scalia.
When that gentleman eloquent waxes
Upon penalties labelled as taxes,
He is sure to present
A persuasive dissent
Backed by incontrovertible factses.

Good one. He is definitely all about those factses.
This is one of my favorites, Max, also because of the factses. Reminds me of Gollum!