Saturday Night Limerick – Pitt for Mitt

Any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Romney’s opponent, Barack Hussein Obama… a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.

Jane Pitt (Brad’s mother), Springfield News-Leader

If Jane’s words have a message, there, it’s
That Obama gives some people fits
(Or: be glad not to be
Angelina Jolie–
‘Cause her in-laws are really the Pitts).

English: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the C...

English: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Cannes film festival (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Politics and the Supreme Court

There’s been considerable speculation as to why Chief Justice John Roberts voted to uphold Obamacare as constitutional. Some on the right have blamed his epilepsy medication, which is only slightly less absurd than the idea that David Axelrod was planning on having Roberts offed. Really, if President Obama wanted one justice off the Supreme Court, wouldn’t it be the Giant Gas Bag of Righteous Rightwingness, Antonin Scalia? And if Roberts was dumbed down by his epilepsy medication, why didn’t the prescription work its magic when it came to him unnecessarily and without precedent limiting the commerce clause of the Constitution?

John Roberts - Caricature

John Roberts – Caricature (Photo credit: DonkeyHotey)

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