Dennis Miller Matching Game

From Dennis Miller’s 1996 book, The Rants, most of which came from his HBO shows of the previous couple of years.

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Replace the number in each of the following quotes with a name off of this list:

Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich, Ollie North, Tip O’Neill, Ronald Reagan

We’re all free to vent at will–at least for the next couple of days till [#1] takes over and straps the rat cage to our collective face.

our good friend [#2], who quivers with religious fervor while conveniently forgetting he was a belligerent liar who abused the authority of his position

[#3], the aging spendthrift… who told the country we could have our pie and eat it, too

[#4]…Cute kid but I’m not exactly getting the “Ghandi-ji” vibe off him at this point.

#1–Newt Gingrich
#2–Ollie North
#3–Ronald Reagan
#4–Bill Clinton