Santorum Chairman: The Big Spew

so nasty and disgusting that it makes God want to vomit.

–honorary Santorum Florida chairman Rev. O’Neal Dozier, on homosexuality

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So few are willing to discuss
What prompts celestial vomitus.
The Reverend shows us to believe
We help Jehova not to heave.
Beyond redemption they are lost
Who cause His Cookies to be tossed.
Recall the warning words of Luke:
Thou Shalt Not Make our Lord to puke.