Santorum Revives “Bomb Iran,” Beach Boys Style
January 3, 2012 Leave a comment
Rick Santorum on Meet the Press New Year’s Day revived the oldie-but-goodie:
Bomb Iran
That old Beach Boys song, “Bomb Iran”?
–U.S. Presidential Candidate John McCain, April 2007
Ah, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.
Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.
Oh, bomb Iran.
Now, there’s a plan!
Bomb Iran.
Don’t need no talkin’ ’cause we know the
Only way of dealin’ with Iran:
Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.
Don’t like their stance:
Nuclear advance.
Ants in my pants,
So I think I’ll take a chance and bomb Iran.
Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.
Bomb Iran
Won’t see me trackin’ any pollin’.
Doin’ what I’m feelin’: bomb Iran.
Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.
Force can enhance
Any circumstance.
Can’t clobber France
So we’ll have to take a chance and bomb Iran.
Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.
Because we can.
When they start mockin’ then diplo-
Macy is not appealin’. Bomb Iran.
Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.
Ah, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.
Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.
Oh, bomb Iran.
Maybe Japan.
Bomb Iran.
Don’t need no talkin’ ’cause we know the
Only way of dealin’ with Iran:
Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.
Oil wells are due;
Gonna drill a few.
Cut your taxes, too,
But what I really wanna do is bomb Iran.
Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.
Bomb Iran.
Won’t see me trackin’ any pollin’.
Doin’ what I’m feelin’: bomb Iran.
Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.
And for those who prefer the original: